Squirt Gun Matrix

Not Super-Soaker type, but the old pulling-the-trigger-causes-a-slight-leak type.

So I was on a Navy ship with a bunch of people (not just sailors, but also co-workers). I needed to talk to some guy, a lieutenant or something. I was told he didn’t usually get on the ship until 6:40 PM or something oddly specific like that. For some reason, I went on down to the pier to meet the guy, and ran into co-worker Jon. We started walking toward wherever we thought the lieutenant was going to be. It started getting really muddy (once again, forgot to take a leak before bed).

The lieutenant showed up. Evidently, he was a pretty playful guy. He pulled out a couple squirt guns. Not Super-Soaker type, but the old pulling-the-trigger-causes-a-slight-leak type. It was Jon and me versus the lieutenant, and we were completely outmatched. He had two water pistols. We’re shootin’ and duckin’ and dodgin’ and weavin’, and he’s flailing matrix-style and shooting crossarmed like you see in the movies sometimes (left arm shooting to the right side, right arm shooting to the left side) and somehow manages to totally drench and muddify both of us without getting a drop or a splotch on himself. And then it’s time to get up.

Posted by snaotheus

2 comments

Love those ‘piss induced’ dream sequences!
…..that was a dream right??

*mysteriously* The world may never know.

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