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Magic Forest

I was with people, but I don’t remember who. I also don’t remember where we were. We decided to go exploring, and shortly we were out in the middle of a big, cool forest. We found a valley with something resembling a low fog covering it, and somehow learned that it was actually a magic forest, only all the magic was trapped up in the fog covering the valley. Turns out it was easy enough to fix; scratch holes in the invisible layer holding the magic fog up and let it flow down into the valley floor, where it would somehow seep into the rest of the forest, making it a magic forest again. So we scratched the holes (using a pretty pathetic scratching motion right above our heads), and started to wait for a few hours for the magic to seep in. But I woke up before I could find out what happened.

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In the Navy

So, in this dream, I was riding the USS San Antonio. For some reason, a Spanish Navy ship was alongside us, and the two captains were arguing with each other over something. Somehow, we ended up with one of the Spanish sailors (apparently an officer or something) on our ship, and somehow he ended up hanging by a rope from our ship. We didn’t want the Spanish ship to see this, of course, so we dropped him into the water. At this point, we realized the Spanish Navy was going to be pretty pissed off, and we sped off (apparently USS San Antonio is a damn fast ship in my dream), leaving the Spanish ship in our wake, shaking their fists at us and threatening something along the lines of, “We’ll get you sooner or later!” Anyway, we were speeding off into the middle of the ocean and we didn’t have very much fuel, so we were pretty sure we’d get caught sooner or later, without their helpful reminder, but we were hoping we’d be found by the US Navy.

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Just as I was falling asleep last night, I dreamt I was in KrisDi’s old apartment with all of her stuff moved out, standing around with someone. I don’t know who it was. But anyway, we were talking, and then the whole building began to shake, and then it began to topple over sideway. I said something along the lines of “That’s not very good,” and looked around wondering where the safest place in the apartment was. Then I woke up, very nervous, thinking my house was falling over.

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Last night, I had a dream I wasn’t in. This happens to me every so often. It’s kind of like watching a movie in my sleep, only it makes no sense and sometimes I wake up screaming.

Marlon Wayan and his wife (whether it was really supposed to be him and his wife or not, I have no idea) were riding along in a truck with their newborn kid. Marlon was on the passenger side, and the wife was on the driver’s side, but the steering wheel was on the passenger side, so maybe they were in Europe. Anyway, Mrs. Wayan was feeding her newborn, which would have been normal enough if she hadn’t been doing it with an oscilloscope test lead. Marlon started yelling at her for doing it wrong, and took the baby and the test lead (the pickup had no trouble going on without anyone steering) and proceeded to do something (the specifics of which I cannot recall) which resulted in milk actually coming out of the test lead and feeding the baby.

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Jet Ski

It was probably because of the severe urge to urinate, but I dreamed about jet skis. It seemed kind of like Lake Ashtabula, but I’m not sure any of you know what/where that is. Anyway, I think I was racing with some other jet skiers, and then we had to start dodging people who were floating around on inner tubes, and then I started going up a water slide (that’s when it got really hard to dodge other people). Anyway, the waterslide started getting really steep, and about the time the jet ski started sputtering because it couldn’t go up steep enough (not that going against the flow of water was hard, it was just going uphill), I woke up. And urinated for about ten minutes.

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