{"id":6,"date":"2005-09-24T12:17:30","date_gmt":"2005-09-24T19:17:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.snaotheus.com\/wordpress\/?p=6"},"modified":"2017-10-29T08:25:31","modified_gmt":"2017-10-29T15:25:31","slug":"jet-ski","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.snaotheus.com\/wordpress\/blog\/2005\/09\/24\/jet-ski\/","title":{"rendered":"Jet Ski"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was probably because of the severe urge to urinate, but I dreamed about jet skis. It seemed kind of like Lake Ashtabula, but I&#8217;m not sure any of you know what\/where that is. Anyway, I think I was racing with some other jet skiers, and then we had to start dodging people who were floating around on inner tubes, and then I started going up a water slide (that&#8217;s when it got really hard to dodge other people). Anyway, the waterslide started getting really steep, and about the time the jet ski started sputtering because it couldn&#8217;t go up steep enough (not that going against the flow of water was hard, it was just going uphill), I woke up. And urinated for about ten minutes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was probably because of the severe urge to urinate, but I dreamed about jet skis. It seemed kind of like Lake Ashtabula, but I&#8217;m not sure any of you know what\/where that is. Anyway, I think I was racing with some other jet skiers, and then we had to start dodging people who wereContinue reading &rarr;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dreams","no-thumb"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.snaotheus.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.snaotheus.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.snaotheus.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.snaotheus.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.snaotheus.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.snaotheus.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1848,"href":"https:\/\/www.snaotheus.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6\/revisions\/1848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.snaotheus.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.snaotheus.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.snaotheus.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}